Synopsis:
Faith Hilling is the newest Internet fade, per South Park. It has replaced planking, Tom Bradying and Tebowing, though it is rumored that Taylor Swifting could replace Faith Hilling.
And, what of this other fictitious fad, Oh, Long Johnson?
While appropriate personnel are trying to convince the children of the dangers of these fads, it isn't sinking in. But, then again, is the problem that these fads are dangerous or just outdated?
Cartman makes the aforementioned personnel see the light when he begins a serious Faith Hilling during the last meeting.
As the news reporter is speaking positively about Cartman's performance, he is splattered by an oncoming train.
Cartman: Don't give up on Faith Hilling.
Cartman: Faith Hilling defines our generation.
Cartman: It has to be stopped you guys.
Cartman: Mr. Kitty, do you mind explaining this? You wanna tell me why you're putting pictures of yourself on the Internet with bread around your face? That is a bad kitty!
Cartman: That's all it is? You pull down your pants and wipe your butt like an old dog.
Cartman: Shut up kitty!
Kyle: That's stupid! How can that replace Faith Hilling?
Kyle: You guys are sell outs!
Stan: Alright, go Cartman.
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