Someone Knows Somebody That Knows Something

Arialville, South Carolina – Confusion flew throughout the office Monday at Chicken Coop Corporation as workers in the company’s corporate office on Bingham Street tried to figure out which worker knew someone that knows something in regards to something. “It is not clear what they know or even who they refers to, but still, we just need to know,” said unknowledgeable worker, Stuart Beakcock. According to the company blog on www.wehousechickens.com the confusion all stemmed from a conversation regarding how one of the replica chickens in their sample coop resembles Los Angeles Lakes Forward, Metta World Peace. However, details are less and less clear from that point. “This is a serious problem in our business,” said Vice Chairman, Leroy Dickens, “Whenever word of our new products gets released prematurely it can really choke the chicken,” added Dickens. The company has hired a private investigator to look into the matter and the company is in lockdown mode until further notice.