Young children love to be silly. So Halloween is a wonderful time for them to explore that sense of the sublime. They begin to develop a real sense of humor in those preschool years. It is the time that they begin to appreciate joke books and they love to tell jokes (sometimes made up jokes)!
Here are some fun Halloween riddles that might tickle their funny bone . . . and yours.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Why don’t skeletons like parties? They have no BODY to dance with.
What’s the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your SHEET belts.
What kinds of streets do zombies like the best? DEAD ends.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It raises their spirits.
So happy Halloween everyone! And enjoy some silly time with your little ghost or goblin.