A man in Baltimore, Maryland was confined to his home thanks to a massive snowstorm got drunk and really wanted Taco Bell -- so he did the only logical thing that he could think of. The man placed an ad on Craigslist, practically begging for someone -- anyone -- to pick him up and bring him to the local Taco Bell.
The ad was titled, "Driver with 4-wheel drive vehicle needed for emergency Taco Bell Run." In the body of the ad, the man requested food from the popular fast food chain and explained that he couldn't leave the house because of the snow... and he may or may not have called his car a "douchemobile."
The man even offered a bonus incentive to anyone who would take him to get some grub. He said they could hang at his place and play video games -- just so long as they weren't a "rapist." He also said he would treat the person to a Chalupa, or a taco, or any Taco Bell menu item that they wanted.
Check out the video above to read the full ad.
© Effie Orfanides 2014