Anyone who has wasted time watching Jersey Shore realizes just how hard it is to believe Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has not only written a book but that is being published! And yet, A Shore Thing is being released Tuesday January 4th.
Hoping to cash in on her notoriety as the pint sized, often drunk and/or fighting, guidette on Jersey Shore Polizzi is pursuing a variety of money making opportunities.
Even with the fact she has admitted to have only read two books: Dear John and Twilight, someone, somewhere came up with the bright idea of publishing a book ‘written’ by Polizzi.
A Shore Thing follows the beach adventures of "pint-size Gia," who is described as a "carefree, outspoken party girl" living in N.J. Must have taken them milliseconds to come up with that plot.
And after reading some of the lines from the book, it appears to be written at the same classy level as Jersey Shore TV show:
"Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."
"Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla."
"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face."
Comments
WHY do Americans keep watching and supporting low life reality cast members?
The Kardashians and Jersey Shore is filled with tralior trash ho's and only in America do you watch and then buy their crap? Is there a single soul that doesn't understand a ghost write wrote it? Just like Palin's book which we give as gag gifts!
What a peice of trash! Who would read it?
I'm sure she never wrote one line and some ghost writer did! She makes me want to puke!
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