And now, the shocking (and really real) ending to LOST
Well, it's been a few weeks, and we've all had plenty of time to digest the big LOST series finale. For what it's worth, I'm of the opinion that the show gave us six awesome seasons' worth of entertainment, and even if the ending did leave many of us wanting, we should be happy for the journey and not the destination. Of course I'm going to say that, though: otherwise, I'll be forced to admit that I spent six years of my life hanging on the every word of a show that didn't know where it was headed the entire time. Now an all-new alternate ending has leaked online, and-- while you can still see it-- we've got it for you below. This isn't one of the alternate endings that aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live, but something that's clearly been snatched out of the darkest, deepest corners of the LOST vault over at ABC. See it for yourselves below, my gentle Examiner readers...
Had LOST aired this final sequence rather than the sunshine-and-puppy-dogs ending that they aired last month during the series finale on ABC, I think a lot of people would've been easier on the show and its writers. I mean, it woulda been a lot harder to argue with the logic of the ending below. This has leaked from somewhere deep within the walls of ABC, so watch it while you still can (surely ABC's lawyers will be on the case any minute now):
Well, that explains everything, doesn't it? I'm just going to pretend this was the ending that aired from here on out. We'll always miss you, LOST.
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