What's up, Single Men? It's Simms Jr. here. Your Single Men expert is back, and today's article/lesson is all about that moment. The moment when the conversation is electric, and the sexual tension is through the roof. The moment your date/night out went from the semi-awkward intro phase, to you guys not talking to each other, because you're too busy eye-banging each other. I'm talking about the Main Event. Home-base. Time to have hot, obscene sex.
Unless you, Single Guy, blows it.
And, it happens.
Hey, I used to be single. I made my mistakes, and observed others. And yeah, I blew a few sure things because of those mistakes. And, as a writer, I observe people all of the time. And I still see some mistakes made buy single guys. Today's column is about showing single guys how not to blow a hot, passionate night. My tips are below:
1. Stop talking!
Every warrior has to know when he's won the fight. Throughout the night, you, single guy, have chatted up your companion and slayed her with your wit. You've dazzled her with your charm. She's melting in front of you. She's doing tongue tricks with the cherry that came with her martini.
This is the point where YOU stop talking. At this point of the night, you've won. When a woman is putty, when she's weak in the knees , you don't have to say anything else. Many single guys know this already. But, some single guys don't see the signs, and they keep talking. I'm not sure if some witty, clever guys fall in love with their own voices. I'm not sure if some guys just really like to talk. But, if you see that your lady friend just unbuttoned the top of her blouse...it's time for you to stop the convo. It's time for this next step...
2. Get outta there!
At some point, you have to take the date from the refined to the primal. When the talking stops, action should start. If you are in a bar, party, social event, this is the time to grab your date's hand and leave. Fast. Pay the bartender. Tell your friends "bye" and apologize for leaving so soon. Whatever. When all you and your date can do is stare at each other, and grunt, that's game time. It's Nick Saban running out of the tunnel leading the Crimson Tide. It's time to walk out of the bar with your date and burst through the doors. You're probably reading this and thinking "Duh". But, you'd be surprised that some single guys cant even get this part right. Some guys I've seen chest beat, and want to gloat at the sight of their dates lusting after them, and draw out the process. Some dudes actually get nervous, and blow the night because they don't take any real action. And then some guys are just too dumb to know when it's time to grab a hottie by the hand and head for the nearest exit. I'm here to tell you, single guys. When you know it's getting "Hot In Herrre", it's time for you and your companion to bounce. It's animal/primal time.
That's it. Simple. Two tips for single guys, when you know your date has gone to that other level. Stop the conversation, and get out of the building, pronto. Know when it's time to be a gentleman, and then when it's time to flip the caveman switch. Pay full attention to all of your date's signs/mannerisms.
Play on, playa.
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