October is my favorite month! I love the change of weather to nippier temps. I love the leaves falling off the trees. I love the spooky movies on TV, and I dig the depravity of Halloween sexy sex toys.
It just makes people frisky!
And with that friskiness comes some serious freak. Women and men start fantasizing about hot vampires who want to take a bite out of them.
With that in mind, Fleshlight introduces the …Succu Dry!
This masturbator for men has a real ‘bite’ to it! Vampire teeth surround a soft, flexible mouth for a realistic oral experience. Just make sure you have your wood handy, ready to stake the blood-thirsty night-walker! The Succu Dry retails for $49.95 online.
Bored with the same old Snickers and Sweet Tarts? Looking to give a sexy treat?
Try the Clone a Willie/Clone a ‘Kitty” Chocolate Homemade Dildo Kit!
They mold in seconds, and make for a fun and steamy past time for lovers. Imagine putting your treat into her bag! Melts in your mouth, so they say…
This macabre candy is the trick that keeps on treating! The kit even includes a vibrating device that can be ‘hardened’ into the chocolate mold. The Clone a ‘Kitty’ Kit retails at $29.99 online, and the Clone a Willy Kit sells for $34.99 (for the edible chocolate mold kits. There are also permanent rubber mold kits to clone your lover for long-term enjoyment).
Halloween isn’t just for the kids anymore. Pick up a sexy, spooky sex toy and ‘treat’ yourself!
Sexy Halloween (and all Halloween) costumes in San Antonio at Halloween Express!
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In addition to this local column, and her work as a Freelance Journalist in San Antonio, Michele Gwynn is also the National Animal Rights Examiner. Her love of pets began at an early age with a stray cat named Harvey, and a dying field mouse named Tucker. She is a pet parent to four cats, and an animal rights champion to all critters, large and small. Visit her animal rights column here.
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