Sexiest celebrities at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards (Photos)

Howard Stern kicked off his Monday morning broadcasting by riffing on the Golden Globe Awards before he even saw the show.

Stern employs an assistant to tape all of his programming so he can offer his signature snarky commentary to his satellite radio listeners, but when the King of All Media awakened at 3:00 A.M. Monday morning to do his "homework" he saw that the 2013 Golden Globes were the one thing that didn't tape.

Stern did a brief debrief of the evening's highlights as reported through alternate media outlets, including Jodie Foster's bizarro "coming out but not coming out" speech and her dedication to Hollywood pariah Mel Gibson.

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Liz Brown is a freelance writer living in Hollywood, California. She has been listening to Howard Stern for fifteen years and aspires to one day scream "Baba Booey!" in a grossly inappropriate public forum. Contact Liz here.

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