God created Adam and Eve naked. It was not until they sinned that the pair realized they were nude and went covering themselves in shame. For William “Billy” Ogan, he feels that God had it backwards – The Almighty wants him to be naked, and Ogan said as much when cops caught him in the buff, masturbating on a soccer field in Spoke, Washington.
The 31-year-old Ogan, a registered sex offender, was prancing about a soccer field, pleasuring himself. Police responded, confronted him and were told by Ogan that he was simply "doing the Lord’s work," reports the Huffington Post on Sept. 12.
Of course, we’ve heard the phrase about the mysterious ways in which the Lord works. Nevertheless, we can be quite certain that Ogan is not on God’s payroll, as a prophet, a preacher, or in this case, a sicko who likes to drop his trousers.
According to officials, Ogan claimed to be celebrating his “new marriage” to Jesus, and was told to “spread God’s word” about sexuality by exposing himself. His celebration was cut short however, as he found himself honeymooning in Spokane County Jail.
Court documents shows that in 2011 he was charged with Second Degree Attempted Rape in an incident stemming from Ogan once again yanking down his pants and thrusting himself on a woman. Someone get this dude a belt.
Ogan is the lowest level sex offender in Washington’s crime system. Here’s hoping they kick him up a few levels.