Tax time is not a romantic date. W2s are not sexy.
For most people, tax season comes with stress, anxiety, worry and despair. As tax day looms, you may be experiencing one (or all) of these emotions.
Would you trade a sexual favor for expert tax advice? If you answered yes, you’re not alone. In a recent poll by Wet, manufacturer of the world’s best-selling line of intimacy products, more than one-third of respondents (38%) indicated they would be willing to perform a sexual favor in return for an expert doing their taxes for free.
Additional results include:
- 69% of respondents would give up sex for one month, and 19% would give up sex for one year, if it meant never needing to do their taxes again.
- 62% of respondents would rather get money back from their tax return than have one night of great sex.
- When asked if they’d be more likely to cheat on their partner or their taxes, three times as many respondents chose their taxes.
Does that shock you? Nearly half of your earnings are sucked out for various forms of taxes before you’re given the left-overs – referred to as “take-home pay”.
Consider starting a home-based business for the tax benefits. Home-based business owners qualify for more tax deductions than any other category of taxpayer in America. A part-time home-based business, like the opportunity at Athena’s Home Novelties, is the BIGGEST way – the ONLY way – the average person can have a major impact on slashing their taxes.
Improve your sex life as well as your financial situation, and next year pay a tax expert in cash.
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