Rush Limbaugh hospitalized with big fat chest pains

Howard Stern Examiner
Rush Limbaugh hospitalized with big fat chest pains
Talk show host and Oxycontin fan Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday after complaining of chest pains. Rush Limbaugh was transported from the Kahala Hotel to Queens Medical Center by paramedics who took extreme measures to dodge the press.
Kahala Hotel representatives told TMZ that an entire wing of the Kahala Hotel was shut down in order to sneak Rush Limbaugh out a concealed exit. Of course, if the Howard Stern Show was on the air, Howard Stern might mention that it would take an entire wing to conceal the girthy Rush Limbaugh, who
Howard Stern recently
stated will try to "charge you for the air you breathe if it’s any where near his fat body."
Howard Stern Show news mistress
Robin Quivers reacted when Rush Limbaugh recently
implied that Tiger Woods angered the black community because all of his mistresses are white. "He's a f---ing pig," screamed Robin Quivers of Rush Limbaugh on December 9th.
Liz Brown,
Howard Stern Examiner
Liz Brown is a freelance writer living in Hollywood, California. She has been listening to Howard Stern for fifteen years and aspires to one day scream "Baba Booey!" in a grossly inappropriate public forum. Contact Liz here.
Comments
Brilliant use of Howard Stern show to illustrate what a giant d-bag Rush is.
Hope Artie is back just to hear him say "Ladies and Gentlemen I am having a heart attack."
Robin is a fat 60 year old silverback gorilla. Howard needs to remove his wig, it's getting ridiculous.
Karma's a bitch, Rush pig.
Stern and Quivers....two gigantic pustules on the buttocks of society. Only fools take them seriously...I think it's called Birds of a Feather syndrome.
I love how the party of peace and love is advocating for the early demise of someone that simply disagrees with them politically. why not try to debating him or addressing the points with which you disagree? Why not debate him on the issues rather then resorting to ad hominem attacks? those are rhetorical questions, and the answers are obvious. it is because you all lack the intellect for rigourous debate, oh yeah, and you've probably never once listened to rush's show. you hate him simply because you think others hate him, period. not only do you lack the intellect to discuss the issues, you also lack the ability to think for yourselves.
I had to laugh at "Oxycontin fan Rush Limbaugh". :) He's a pig, but I hope he's okay. We all need someone to laugh at.
"If the Howard Stern Show was on the air." Can't that be said anytime?
Hopefully tomorrow's headlines will read "Rush Limbaugh, dead" then, 2010 will be the beginning of a great year! Stupid demagogue, die already.
:-) Catching up on the 400+ articles/emails everyone published while I took a break. You guys have been busy!
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Sylvia I am a Howard and Robin fan since first hearing 'lesbian dial-a-date' in 1983. Yeah I am an AA male scumbag that made a ton of money, contributed much to American society, raised and educated two successful productive daughters. I still can laugh at and with the Stern show. At the end of the day we Stern fans feel better about ourselves than most of his haters.
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