“Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.”
-Lewis Black
“Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!”
-Greg Giraldo
“Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love.”
-Dan Savage
“Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.”
-Jay Leno
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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
-Charles M. Schulz
“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands--and then eat just one of those pieces.”
-Judith Viorst
“Flowers wilt, jewelry tarnishes, and candles burn out...but chocolate doesn't hang around long enough to get old.”
-Sr. Cocoa Loca
“There's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”
-Fernando Pessoa
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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
-Dr. Seuss
“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”
-Lao Tzu
“Nobody ever gets what they want when it comes to love.”
-Scott Turow
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”
-Neil Gaiman
“A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.”
-George Jean Nathan
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“Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes.”
-Marquis de Sade
“The greatest provocations of lust are from the apparel.”
-Robert Burton
“Abstinence is the mother of shameless lust.”
-Pat Califia
“In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.”
-Tori Amos
“I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times.”
-Jimmy Carter
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