“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.”
“A dirty book is rarely dusty.”
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”
“Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.”
Quotes about sex
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.”
-Honore de Balzac
“Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.”
“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
Quotes about marriage
“Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else”
“Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.
1. You're wearing that?
2. Something smells funny.
3. Where's the Tylenol?
4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.
5. I have a confession to make…
6. My dad has a suit just like that.
7. That man is hot. Look at him.
8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever…
9. You're going to order that? Seriously?
10. You're how old?”
“Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.”
“When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.”
“There wasn't a woman alive who could resist a man who paid attention to her, who made her feel like she was the only other person in his world.”
Quotes about dating
“Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.”
“Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn't have to work too hard to get it.”
“After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.”
Quotes about candy
Quotes for Valentine's Day 2013