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Quotes for St. Patrick's Day 2014

“Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.”
-Shane Leslie

“An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.”
-Irish saying

“We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”
-Winston Churchill

“This is St. Patrick's Day in Los Angeles, 'Luck O' The Irish Recipes'. Delicious Irish guacamole. Corned Beef and guacamole.”
-Jay Leno

“May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.”
-Irish blessing

“St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.”
-Charles M. Madigan

“Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.”
-James Joyce

“The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That’s why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.”
-Stephen Colbert

“St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time—a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.”
-Adrienne Cook

“Saint Patrick was a gentleman Who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland
Here's a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees
Lest we lose ourselves and then...
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see them snakes again!”

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