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Quotes for Christmas 2013

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“There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.”
-P.J. O'Rourke

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
-George Carlin

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”
-Roy L. Smith

“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
-Rodney Dangerfield

“A book is a gift you can open again and again.”
-Garrison Keillor

“Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights. Happy Christmas to all.”
-Betsy Cañas Garmon

“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”
-Charles N. Barnard

“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
-Victor Borge

“Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exists, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.”
-Charles Dana

“Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process.”
-Jim Rohn

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
-Johnny Carson

“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
-Frank McKinney Hubbard



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