“What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.”
-Lewis Black
“Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!”
-Thomas Hood
“I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.”
-Ogden Nash
“I have written a raucous valentine to a poet's dream and agony.”
-Ben Hecht
“Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!”
-Greg Giraldo
“Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love.”
-Dan Savage
“I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”
-Unknown
“To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day, All in the morning betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your Valentine.”
-William Shakespeare
“Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.”
-Jay Leno
“Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.”
-Jon Stewart
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