"When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows."
-Frederick Ryder
“The minute I stopped trying to find the right girl, and started trying to become the right guy...the girl came.”
-Jonathan Antin
“I have such poor vision I can date anybody.”
-Garry Shandling
“Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
-Mae West
“I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.”
-Jodi Picoult
“I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.”
-Mitch Hedberg
"Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it."
-Unknown
“Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.”
-Florence King
“Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.”
-Rita Mae Brown
“Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.”
-John Lennon
“When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.”
-Jarod Kintz
“There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.”
-Jack Nicholson
“Men always want to be a woman's first love—women like to be a man's last romance.”
-Oscar Wilde
“Love affairs are for emotional sprinters; the pleasures of love are for the emotional marathoners.”
-Robertson Davies
“Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?”
-Jerry Seinfeld
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