Planking pretty much puts people in prone positions, often for photo ops. And plankers post pictures of their plank positions all over the place. From Facebook to phone texts, folks find friends face-down. People have to ask, “What’s next?”
Maybe planking really is a prime fitness practice, tightening the body’s core muscles. Perhaps it’s all about the pictures.
Either way, planking isn’t the first pranking fad to come and go.
In fact, it’s not nearly the funniest or cleverest. Who remembers mooning, which later evolved into streaking? How about moving fire drills at stoplights, mailbox baseball, or car egging? And don’t forget toilet papering yards, or its not-so-distant crank cousin, tinseling.
Even photographic fads are fleeting. How many not-so candid cameras have captured friends forming hearts or tiny stars with their fingers?
Still, planking has plunked persons in public view for portraits for the past few years. Several variations have appeared – some more daredevil than others.
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12 alternatives to planking
Take a look at a dozen forms of planking-like stunts. Maybe you know a few more as well.
1. Original planking
This one’s simple. Plankers lie down flat, faces in the dirt, with both hands pressed to their sides. Apparently, the goal is to plank in the most unusual spot ever.
Like bats, folks hang rigidly upside-down, with their toes tucked over fences or ledges. City statues are popular sites for batmanning.
Flopped limply over poles, walls, barrels or other barriers, pranksters play dead.
This fad is downright dangerous, as participants plunge themselves into water from cliffs or other high places, landing stick straight like tombstones.
5. Headless horsemanning
It takes two to play this prank, which creates a photo, taken from an angle that makes one appear headless and the other just the head. This one's based on "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," by Washington Irving.
Of course, photo editing makes this gimmick easy to accomplish after shots are taken.
6. Koalaing (or Teddy Bearing)
Like the cute, cuddly bears, photo models wrap themselves around poles or tree trunks and grin.
7. Leisure diving
Using a fast shutter speed setting, a photographer captures the prankster in a seemingly relaxed lounge position, although the person is actually falling through the air, hopefully into a swimming pool or onto a trampoline.
Creepy, but creative, owlers perch on counters, furniture, car roofs or other elevated spots, usually holding their hands out as birdlike talons. Flamingoing takes a slightly different position, but you get the idea.
Who remembers the swirly? Plumbking is a basically a self-induced swirly, for the sake of silly photography. What right-minded person would actually stick his own head in a toilet bowl?
Like the preschool song, “I’m a Little Teapot,” this fad poses people with one hand on a hip and the other bent out to resemble just that.
Denver Broncos star Tim Tebow, popularly tagged “God’s Quarterback,” is known to kneel and pray after a big play. Tebowing mimics this move for photos in unusual places.
Pity the guy on the bottom in toothpicking, as he must remain in planking position, while another stands rigidly on his own head atop the first guy’s spine.
Small-town teenagers and big-city celebrities have posted images of themselves in these crazy positions and more on social networking sites. Online video sharing sites offer freakish footage. Gag photos and daredevil shots have showed up in city newspapers and on television news.
What won’t people do for attention?
Pranks continue to develop. We’ve already seen ice cream coning, when drive-through customers grab their frozen dairy desserts by the tops to make mushy messes. We've also seen milking, which essentially results in a dairy shampoo (usually self-inflicted). That’s just slightly less rude than the soda toss, which you can imagine.
Snow porn is another prank, practiced seasonally, as folks construct giant obscene forms and pose with them. (You get the picture.)
So what’s next for plankers and other pranksters? Responsible adults are almost afraid to ask, perhaps hoping the planking craze will simply go kerplunk.