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'Psych' on USA top 10 funny quotes from Shawn and Gus from 2011 and before

'Psych' cast
'Psych' cast
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"Psych" airs on the USA network. This hilarious show is about Shawn and Gus. These two best friends pretend that Shawn is a psychic when he really is just very good at noticing things and paying attention to detail. Here are my 10 favorite funny quotes from this show.

1. Shawn: "Remember, Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then a person again."

2. Shawn: "I apologize in advance if I completely blow your minds."

3. Shawn: "Get your socks ready Gus, cause I'm about to knock them off."

4. Shawn: [while making something in an Easy Bake Oven] "That depends. Are you a fan of delicious flavor?"

5.Gus: "Let me be very clear. These hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself. Uh... let me rephrase that."

Shawn: "Stop speaking. And no more fist bumps for the rest of the day."

6. Shawn [about Juliet]: "That crafty little doodle-pumpkin."

7.Gus: "Can we pull people over and stuff?"

8. Shawn: "Nothing shuts my pie hole but pie."

9. Shawn: "It's right at the top of my to don't list."

10.Shawn: 'I have a motorcycle."
Juilet: "Yes, you do."
Shawn: "And you know what, it is the purest form of freedom that I have ever experienced. You zip through traffic, park anywhere, you never have to take anyone to the airport, you certainly don't have to help anyone move; Easily the best purchase I have ever made, in my life; and I have never regretted it, not for one second."
Juilet: "Great, you love your motorcycle, is there a point to this?"
Shawn: "Yea, there's a point. The point is, since I've met you... I've been thinking about getting a car."

Now that this show is over viewers can't help but look at these quotes and miss the show. This is one of the best ones that USA ever had and hopefully they can continue to bring on great shows like "Psych."

Sources: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0491738/quotes
http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_shows/psych
http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/34516/7797261/1/