Sources inside the Whitehouse say that President Barack Obama is considering pardoning marijuana offenders on Thanksgiving Day.
From The Onion:November 27, 2008. The pardon assures that Scooter Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving. Enjoy the YouTube video below.
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Ahhh...the Onion! I love the Onion...I'll never forget the time a woman quoted an article from the Onion, using it as her support for dis-liking the author of the Harry Potter novels. The Onion 'reported' that she was an admitted devil worshiper and this poor woman thought it was real!
Thanks for giving me a laugh today!
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