![President Obama says he cannot "Jedi mind meld" with Republicans to force them to make a deal. Republicans are damned if they do and damned if they don't deal with Obama.](http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/49/86/4986fb0532ae0eae6d065a03a4a7889f.jpg?itok=bqw5vdOc "President Obama says he cannot "Jedi mind meld" with Republicans to force them to make a deal. Republicans are damned if they do and damned if they don't deal with Obama.")
Like any common boob who knows nothing of American culture since he was raised in Indonesia, President Obama mixed metaphors of American science fiction icons in lamenting his inability to cow Republicans to not call his supposed bluff. Not surprising for a man who spent the last week playing Chicken Little telling the people how the economy is going to be destroyed by the sequester cuts, and then saying it would be crazy to believe that would happen. Obama is no doubt chuckling to himself that he put one over on Republicans and Americans yet again in getting them to insist on cuts to the military he has been wanting for four years, while at the same time laying the groundwork to blame them once again for the economic crash that will be coming due to his tax increases this year.
Obama can’t Jedi mind meld a deal
Only a Sith Lord could be so devious as to devise a plan whereby he crashes the economy, casts the blame on someone else, and inspires the people to rally behind him to stop the villains, all the while deceiving them that he is the author of the destruction masquerading as savior. Americans, having suffered for six years under Democrat economic policies, continue to be fooled into believing that Obama is working to fix the problems in Washington as he is orchestrating those problems. Now, having re-elected a charlatan to be the mega-Bernie Madoff, Americans can look to four more years of the Obama economy until enough of them stop listening to sound bites from his liberal media lapdogs and start digging into the facts behind the events.
If they don’t, who knows, perhaps Obama could become the Supreme President of the United Socialist States of Amerika fulfilling the wildest dreams of Mao, Stalin, and Hitler will be fulfilled? It would be nice if we could mind meld with the president to find out the truth of his thoughts which media people never investigate. That would be the only way that mind tricks being played on the common, ignorant American would ever be revealed, though Obama did reveal that if Republicans don’t more raise taxes as he wishes then he will not cut anything from his trillion dollar deficits.
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