Aubrey: Acca-xuse me.
Aubrey: This is Dixie Chick serious.
Beca: I can't concentrate until you cover your junk.
Beca: No English? ...Yes English? Just tell me where you're at…with English.
Benji: The Treblemakers. The rock stars of a cappella, the messiahs of Barden. Well, you know, not including athletes, frat guys, or actual cool people.
Bumper: Sisters before misters!
Bumper: Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot! Skedaddle!
Donald: Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?
Fat Amy: Acca-awkward!
Fat Amy: Ahh yeah! DJs..... Deaf jews..
Fat Amy: At least it's not herpes or do you have that also?
Fat Amy: Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.
Fat Amy: God punishing you because you're a ginger.
Fat Amy: I can sing, but I'm also good at modern dance, olden dance, and mermaid dancing which is a little different. You usually start on the ground.
Fat Amy: I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.
Fat Amy: I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!
Fat Amy: I'm sideways running.
Fat Amy: I've wrestled crocodiles and dingos simultaneously.
Fat Amy: Les-be-honest.
Fat Amy: Maybe I didn't because I got hit by flying Mexican food.
Fat Amy: My Grandfather Poppy kissed her on the lips...like real sloppy.
Fat Amy: Sometimes I have the feeling that I can do crystal meth but then I think, mmm, better not.
Fat Amy: That's not a real word, but you WILL get there.
Fat Amy: What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?
Fat Amy: You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.
Gail: It’s refreshing, yet, uh…displeasing to the eye
Gail: Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.
Gail: Sexy man splits!
Gail: That’s right. But a mistake can haunt you for the rest of your life and ruin your children.
Jesse: So you know German? No wonder you don’t like fun things.
Jesse: You want me to go get you lunch? Maybe you should lay off the hamburgers; you won't be twenty-two forever.
John: The Sock-a-pellas, proving it doesn't get better for everyone after high school.
John: Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors.
Lilly: [sigh] thank god. I asked for a bathroom break hours ago...
Lilly: Hi my name is Lilly Onakuramara, I was born with gills like a fish.
Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.
Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Lilly: Thank god. I had to go pee three hours ago.