I emptied my retirement account and purchased the new Phone1 750, which just hit Nashville. I do not know how I lived without it. It does everything, so I do not have to do anything. Amazing.
This phone streamlines movies in HD flat screen LED / LCD plasma widescreen 6D. Not only does it download movies, it watches them for me, reviews them with a rating of one to five stars, and lists which friends I invited to watch with me. It has laugh track when appropriate and, if the kid behind it kicked it’s chair during viewing, it turned around and gave the kid “the look.”
The phone1 downloads music. Not only does it download music, it downloads the song before the song even comes out. Yes, even before the singer and songwriter write and record it! Then it adds the song to my computer, car stereo, home stereo system, headphones, and notebook. I have songs recording artists do not even know they have made yet. There is even an ap in case I want to share the songs with total strangers.
The phone1 has a system where I can divide my phone numbers by: Friends, Family, Work, Fitness Club Friends, Great Dane Club Members, Exes I Am Speaking To, Exes I Am Not Speaking To Unless I Want Something, People I Owe Money To, People Who Also Like Sushi, People I Might Know, People Who Watched That Movie With Me. It has an ap to hold certain conversations with, for a certain amount of time, either in my voice or in the voice of Angelina Jolie. Now I really don’t have to talk to anyone.
This phone takes great pictures. It has zoom, frame, black & white, Photoshop, airbrush, a special feature to put your face on the cover of Enquirer or Globe. It has this amazing capacity to take pictures anywhere any time, so last night I took a picture of the Eiffel Tower in Spring 2013 from my Nashville living room window. Now I never have to take a vacation.
This phone has a security system. Just the other night, someone tried to burglarize my house. They broke in and the phone set off a siren, called 9-1-1 automatically; it gave them my address, GPS coordinates, approximate time of police arrival, phone number, my social security and drivers license number, height and weight; then it spun into the burglar’s temple and knocked him semi-unconscious until law enforcement arrived. It even took the mug shot and completed the report, downloading and sending the information to the police station and insurance company so I did not have to be bothered.
Best of all, the Phone1 750 does all my writing and research for me, so now all I have to do is stare out the window all day. Unless it has an ap for that, which I have not checked. With this great electronic gadget, I no longer have to entertain myself, communicate, or think. And I just found out the Phone1 850 will be available next month…
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Credit: photo of Judith Yates
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