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In our society we spend a lot of time reassuring women about their bodies. Many magazine articles, news stories and reality shows all express to women of different shapes and sizes that they are beautiful and sexy just the way they are. I applaud anything that makes women feel empowered, confident and beautiful! However, you rarely see these types of reassuring messages to men. Most men (not all of course) aren’t really as hard on themselves or their male peers about their physical appearance as women are. That is except in one area: penis size.

Men love their penises! They like to touch them, talk about them, refer to them, use them to point at things and sometimes smack things with them (you can fill in whatever you like there). However most men I know, when the subject of penis size comes up, think that what they are packing is just not quite “up to par.” Men want to literally and figuratively be the largest c*** in the room. The man with the biggest junk wins apparently. But most women I know don’t want a monster penis hiding in their man’s trousers. They just want a man that knows how to use what he’s been given, whatever the measurement may be. I think it’s time men had a reassuring article of their own that lets them know that no matter the size, as long as it works, there is no need to panic!

There is a little known mental disorder called Koro that has been around for thousands of years. It is more prevalent in Southeast Asia, but still found in other countries as well. Another name for this disorder is “Penis Panic.” Koro is thought to be derived from the Malaysian saying, “Head of the turtle.” Men with this disorder are convinced that their penises are shrinking in size and retracting back inside of their bodies. Just like the head of a turtle tucking itself back inside the shell. Poor little fella! This is of course on the very extreme end of penis fretting, but many men worry too much about the size of their penis.

Penises, like breasts, come in all different shapes, sizes and lengths. Some point up, some point down. Some hang low and some hang high. There are the ones that hang to the left and the ones that hang to the right. There are the growers and the showers and I can’t even begin to count the multitude of skin tones. No matter what your penis type is, there really are only a couple of measuring facts that you need to know that guarantee everything is going to work out fine!

The average size of an erect penis is between 5.1 and 5.9 inches in length (thats 12.9 to 15 cm for all you metric measurers out there). While I know that doesn’t sound huge, to a typical vagina, it’s more than enough to get it on like King Kong!

The average female vaginal canal measures 2.5 to 3 inches in length when unaroused. When aroused, the vagina expands to a typical 4 inches in length. Thats right, 4 inches. That gives even the guy on the smallest end of average an extra 1.1 inch overage! So unless her fantasy is for you to try to reach a kidney, you are absolutely packing everything you need to satisfy her. Now, technique is a whole different article. We’ll save that for another time.

So my point here is this guys, you more than likely have everything in the lower regions you need to get the job done, and get it done with pleasure!

I leave you with these words of encouragement. Burn them to memory and the next time you feel like you are questioning whether you have enough junk in your trunks, just repeat after me.

You are long enough, you are wide enough, and gosh darn, her vagina will like you!!

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