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Paula Deen MILF video? Offered six-figure deal to make 'mature' movie

From food queen to porn queen?: Paula Deen, Kevin Bacon (butter) and Liev Schreiber (broccoli) perform sketch at Comedy Central's night of too many stars: America comes together for autism programs at The Beacon Theatre on October 2012 in New York City.
From food queen to porn queen?: Paula Deen, Kevin Bacon (butter) and Liev Schreiber (broccoli) perform sketch at Comedy Central's night of too many stars: America comes together for autism programs at The Beacon Theatre on October 2012 in New York City.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

Can anyone see southern style cuisine queen Paula Deen as a porn star? Although most probably cannot -- especially her Bible Belt fans -- there is one website that can, and they, PureMature.com, have offered the Georgia cooking titan a six-figure deal, celebrity gossip site TMZ reported June 29.

Paula Deen may be a little down and out at the moment, what with a whole slew of her biggest sponsoring companies dropping her over the "n" word controversy, but resorting to porn is usually relegated to poor self image (the usual porn star road to fame), unabashed exhibitionism in search of fame (the road chosen by Kim Kardashian and Farrah Abraham), and child actors who have become destitute and desperate.

Paula Deen can be described as another "d" word, but desperate and destitute aren't the most applicable adjective in this case. No, "disgraced" hits closer to home. And disgraced, destitute and desperate don't mean the same thing, nor does disgraced mean you necessarily should resort to the adult film industry for a leg up (or down, or a leg in any position).

But this website describes Paula Deen as a MILF...

TMZ discovered that PureMature.com sent a letter to Paula Deen last week in hopes that the food maven would trade in her apron for a bit of MILF (Mothers I'd Like to F... well, you know -- and it isn't "Food") action, which is the particular style of porn movies and videos the website is known for. Their slogan isn't "The World's Highest Quality MILF Website" for nothing...

In the letter, according to TMZ, the site tried to butter up the southern cook by telling her she's a hot mom over 65. They added, "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson."

And the catch? What kind of nightmare-inducing sexual acts would Deen (the MILF) have to perform for her dollars? Oddly enough, there really doesn't seem to be a catch. In fact, PureMature.com wrote that they were willing to pay "6 figures for very little work." Additionally, Deen wouldn't have to appear nude at all in the movie.

According to EOnline.com, there has been no word about the adult film offer from Deen or her reps.

Still, we all know that, if Paula Deen's acting abilities are all that's required, she can handle it. She was in the 2005 Cameron Crowe romantic comedy movie "Elizabethtown," which starred Orlando Bloom, Kirsten Dunst, Susan Sarandon and a few other high profile actors. She was cast in character, playing Bloom's Aunt Dora, a renowned cook in his family.

Maybe that's what PureMature.com would cook up for Deen as well -- a role where she's doing something in the kitchen. Perhaps something along the lines of a MILF-driven movie about food porn.

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