Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Janet: I am not going to stand here and be insulted on my own porch.
Jeremy: Dude?! Do you have Tourettes?!
Jeremy: Just cause you're straight doesn't make you homophobic.
Life Coach: Don't throw up in this tent.
Miranda: Don't try to make me feel bad about any of this when according to you I'm um, what is it Ned? Hideously ugly.
Miranda: No, he's nobody. That's my brother, Ned.
Miranda: Why is Tatiana naked? Why is anyone naked?
Miranda: Yes! You had the great boobs and you were always tall and you...
Ned:...are you just not the lesbian (that) you thought (you were)?
Ned: I broke down, I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me.
Ned: I need some leg warmers, my Croc is stuck!
Ned: Ok I, I really didn't want to get litigious, but I brought a lawyer.
Ned: They let me go early! I won 'Most Cooperative Inmate', four months running.
Ned: This is like free therapy. New York State cares.
Ned: You know, he's just a little boy. Little boys fight. Doesn't mean he's going to grow up to be a frat-boy rapist.
Omar: Oh, well I thought, since you sold grass to an officer in uniform, that you might be retarded.
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