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Operation Mayflower: A satirical account of a very insidious Tea Party, GOP plot

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In an undisclosed bunker buried deep beneath former U.S. President Dick Cheney’s famed Wolf's Lair, (Sorry GW… you know that Dick dude was calling most of the shots) there exist an ultra-secret Republican think-tank that only accepts applications from the “best of the best” of graduates from “Aryan Home-School University”, better known to ultra-conservatives as AHSU.

Personally recruited by the living descendants of the founding fathers of the John Birch Society, White Citizens Council and the Pacific Northwest-American-Neo-Nazi-Church of Christ, their mission is to write all the political talking points for Fox News and conservative pundits / politicians.

But most importantly, their mission is to provide conservative lawmakers serving in local State government and in the U.S. House of Representatives, with drafted legislation that will ultimately be passed into law, ensuring Puritanical anti-civil rights, anti-women’s right and anti-immigration philosophy thrives in an increasingly growing brown-skinned U.S.A.

Rumors are flying off the Richter scale inside “private” conservative on-line chat rooms that former AHSU graduates, Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin have both volunteered to become egg donors should all conservative efforts to “legally” overturn the U.S. Supreme Court’s Roe v. Wade ruling fails and mass births of Anglo-Saxon conservative babies are needed in order to counter the projected high number of babies expected to be born to Mexican-American families within the next half-century.

At this precise moment inside the “Hornet’s Nest” amidst the amplified sounds of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Sweet home Alabama”, conservative analysts and prognosticators are orchestrating a five prong attack against Yankee / California Liberals that’s so deliciously decadent that it would make the ghost of Scarlett O’Hara gleefully jump up and twerk with Ted Nugent.

Their battle strategy to reset America back to the “good old days of 1859” (as leaked to MSNBC’s Ed Shultz and Rachel Maddow) is simply to encourage Republican governors to (1) mount an attack against Democratic politicians by eliminating Sunday registration / voting in predominately Colored voting districts, (2) abolish all labor unions and “minimum wages” (3) disenfranchise uppity women and keep them barefoot and pregnant, (4) pass laws that allow White folk to shoot and kill a Negra if they get outta line and forget their place and (5) stuff gays and lesbians back into their neat little lavender scented closets.

Known as “Operation Mayflower” the conservative consortium that’s hunkered down within the protected walls of the Hornet’s Nest has already set their sinister plan into motion.

On February 21, 2014 Arizona lawmakers passed an anti-gay bill that will allow business owners, as long as they assert their religious beliefs, to deny service to gay and lesbian customers.

All that is needed for this blatantly discriminatory bill to be passed into law is for Arizona’s Governor Jan Brewer to sign it…and we all know how Governor Brewer really feels about uppity Negroes, Mexicans and the LGBT community don’t we? Keep wagging your boney finger in their Liberal faces scorpion eater, a Tea Party led U.S. House of Representatives has your back. You can bet your last confederate dollar on that.

And if you think the sudden eruption of anti-gay legislation nationwide is just a coincidence, well keep thinking that…it’s exactly what the folks at the Hornet’s Nest and Fox News want you to believe.

It’s a Stonewall Jackson fact, Republican law makers in Arizona, Idaho, Kansas, South Dakota, Tennessee, and Utah have introduced and passed laws that are designed to “protect the freedom of religion” as guaranteed by America’s “Gawd loving” founding fathers.

Don’t worry about the part that’s written in the U.S. Constitution about the Separation of church and state. When the Tea Party Express takes over the Senate and the White House in 2014 and 2016, all that liberal mumbo-jumbo written in the Constitution will be erased and forgotten. Just ask Texas senator Ted Cruz.

In closing “The Consortium” has already throughout the years successfully hoodwinked a good portion of Americans into believing that White folk in America have the absolute right (born privilege) to shoot uppity Negroes first and then ask questions later should “situations become tense” (Stand-your-ground law) and that American women should never be allowed to control their own reproductive organs and vagina.

In case you’ve been “sleeping” it’s also clear “The Consortium” is waging a Holy War against gays and lesbians, wanting them to feel ashamed of how Gawd made them by encouraging and allowing bigoted business owners to legally discriminate against them.

Intelligent Americans are beginning to ask, “What’s next?,.. a ban on interracial dating and drinking chocolate milk in public?”

If you’re not sure then ask your local Tea Party / GOP candidate who’s running for public office, they get all the “secret memos” from the Hornet’s Nest before you and I do.

If it feels like the year 1859, well, it’s supposed to. The Hornet’s Nest is alive and buzzing with activity and roughly 30% of Americans are loving it. And what about the other 70% of Americans a casual observer might ask? Well, not-so-much, but we’re supposed to be asleep, now aren’t we? Hell I’m not, are you? Stop the Tea Party madness before it’s too late and we’re living back in 1859 America. Personally I’m too old to make a daily quota of picked cotton and I’m not cutting any sugar cane either.

The 2014 Fall Congressional and Senatorial elections are coming soon. Don’t be lulled to sleep. Get up, get out and vote. If not, be prepared to be underestimated, undervalued and marginalized.

My name is Gregory Boyce and I approve this message.

Until next time, Good day, God Bless and Good fishing.