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Only a biker knows . . .: Motorcycle wit and wisdom, #30

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As long as there are people there will be creativity, and that means new funny, poignant, on-the-mark biker quips and pronouncements. That is to say, more of these biker quotes. Here's another 20.

  • If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
  • Farkling is a disease though...
  • Ride off into the new year, and resolve to be free. Ride more.
  • Motorcycle cornering - Survival reactions and proper body positioning
  • Two roads diverged in a wood, and / I took the one less traveled by, and / now where the hell am I?
  • Get lost to find yourself.
  • To ride or not to ride? That is a stupid question.
  • Go soothingly on the greasy mud, for therein lies the skid demon.
  • You know you're becoming addicted to riding when you make your passengers sit behind you in the rear seat instead of beside you.
  • Serious. Just like that scene from the matrix, except the chick was me and the ducati was a klr. -- DirtyDog
  • Motorcycles are better than men/women because motorcycles don't care if you are late.
  • The most dangerous times on a bike are the first month when you don’t know what you’re doing, and the fourth month when you think you do. -- Bill
  • You're a biker wannabe if you've never had to replace a worn out tire.
  • "The engine settled into the climb, with that relaxed ticka-ticka-ticka old BMWs have. It's not the sound that makes you want to race; more seductive, it tempts you to quit your job and ride to South America." Riding with Rilke by Ted Bishop
  • The adventure is in the rider, not the bike.
  • I thought YOU had the map......
  • I bought it to ride it, not wax it.
  • Crap! I think I got non motion sickness.
  • We can't crash an infinite amount of times, so you better learn from every one!
  • It's not who dies with the most toys. It's who wears out the most toys.

That's it for now. Ride safe.

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