Do they never end? How long can he keep coming up with one after another batch of biker quotes? Well, as long as bikers write, especially when they write on the forums I frequent, I'll continue collecting their witty, thoughtful, silly, or otherwise interesting sayings. Here's another 20.
- It's better to ride a boring bike than push an interesting one.
- And the Moto Gods said "Let there be tinkering." And the people said "yes we will tinker, and we will buy parts, and we will clean old parts, until such time that old parts and new parts become one, and she rumbles forth anew. Yea, I will tinker."
- Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
- It takes less time to do things the hard way than to be too nervous to even start at all.
- When in doubt, PIN IT! It may not help, but it'll sure end the suspense...
- Trailering your bike is a sickness call 1-800 2 SCARED TO RIDE
- "Whenever my mood turns foul and I find myself wandering beyond control, I pull out my motorbike and hurl it top speed down these unfit roads for hour after hour." -- T.E. Lawrence
- Don't stop riding until you get to the crash--you might save it!
- Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. -- Jeremy Clarkson
- Nice bike. Have you taken her to Mexico? All bikes want their owners to take them there. -- tricepilot
- Sometimes it takes more than one tank of gas to chase the demons from my head.
- We have always taken "very dangerous" and "not recommended" as indicators of where some good riding was to be had.
- You know you're becoming addicted to riding when you open the door and push your car backwards with your foot because you forgot about this thing called "reverse."
- Bikes are better than women because if your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
- You're a biker wannabe if your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
- Practice makes perfect and is just an empty parking lot away.
- Rode down black bear pass on fully loaded bikes--we knew better--but did it anyway.
- "...I am a motorcycle-Samurai, and I have beat my Demons." --YK
- It's not how fast you're going, its about how fast your fast comes to a stop.
- Bikes are better than women because motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle magazines.
That's it for now. Back with more later.
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