Only a biker knows . . .: Motorcycle wit and wisdom, #25

Wow, can you believe this is the 25th time I have put up a batch of 20 biker quotes? That's 500 quirky, funny, thought-provoking, or otherwise interesting one-liners. Who'd a thunk?

There are a couple of famous names in this batch, just going to show--in the case of William Blake--that motorcycle truths existed before motorcycles.

So without further ado, here they are:

  • Have maximum fun while preserving bike and body.
  • Life is a journey. So take some trails.
  • Motorcycles: "It's just really, really cool. You guys, seriously. They make this noise that's like BRAAMM and they go superfast..."
  • So we rip along with nary a care in the world, no traffic, great roads and it's E-M-P-T-Y!!!
  • You know the sign that says 'Pavement ends'? I want to see more of those.
  • If you dump it in front of me, I promise I won't run you over.
  • Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius -- William Blake 1757-1827
  • Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
  • What are you doing to protect your right to ride?
  • Learn to ride a motorcycle, it will help keep you sane.
  • Paved roads...... Just another perfect example of needless spending by the government.
  • Bones heal, chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory is forever. -- Evel Knievel
  • Ural miles are kinda like dog years.
  • Bad decisions make good stories.
  • Trials is an amazing sport. You can get hurt really really bad without even leaving the campsite!
  • The world belongs to those who can laugh at it.
  • People don't understand what I'm doing. But it's not for the lack of me telling them about it.
  • I say, there's no such thing as a bad day's riding. -- metaljockey
  • Life is a Game. Play to win.
  • You know you're a biker if, when the weather is too bad for riding, you start your bike and sit on it in the garage.

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Ken Bingenheimer has been in love with motorcycles as long as he can remember and finds Colorado the perfect place to ride. He shares his enthusiasm on his website, Passes and Canyons, Motorcycle Touring in Colorado. Reach him at kenbingenheimer@yahoo.com.

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