That's right, it's time for another National Motorcycle Examiner favorite, those funny, sometimes profound, sometimes spot on, motorcycle quotes. How do we keep coming up with these things? Thanks go mostly to the many, many motorcycle forums we visit. People put these things in their signatures and we just go from post to post looking for something good. Keep it up guys, it's your creativity and humor that keeps this series going.
And without further ado, here's the newest batch.
- Look for their eyes, that way you know if you are about to be in an accident or if they are going to do it on purpose.
- Time spent on a motorcycle is not deducted from your lifespan.
- Statistics show that most solo motorcycle accidents are caused by a defective nut holding the handlebars.
- If you haven't crashed, you're not riding to potential.
- Don't let my motorcycle ride interfere with the safety of your phone call.
- It's not an adventure until someone says, "WTF are we doing here??"
- You know you're becoming addicted to riding when you wave at motorcycles from your car and wonder why they look at you funny.
- Ride Hard, You can Rest when you Die.
- Yes, I have a problem -- that there are 50 weeks of the year without Dakar!
- Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
- The life of a vagabond isn't always riding, sometimes you have to stop & pose for pictures with the natives. It's not much fun, but how could I disappoint these poor Kazakh girls?
- The "better" rider waves first.
- Life is long enough - it just isn't wide enough. Although I do enjoy a good single track now and then!
- MOTORCYCLES: created to keep us from choking the idiots around us.
- One man's adventure might be another man's daily ride.
- If I can't pass at a reasonable speed I do it unreasonably.
- Bikers are a rare breed . . . Harley riders are a dime a dozen.
- Warning: If you value your life as much as I value this motorcycle, don't touch it!
- I don't ride because I have a death wish, I ride because I wish to live.
- Eliminate safety devices and let natural selection run its course, to help rid us of all these dumbass drivers on the roads.
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