Note: Yes I was stupid. I published an article two days ago that used this title, but wasn't the "wit and wisdom." Here's the right stuff, and I've changed the title on that other one.
I see it's time once again for some profundity, some humor, and some silliness. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks its head out the window, and while others may appreciate these quotes, only a biker will really, really understand some of them.
- Will Ride for FOOD.
- If loud pipes save lives imagine what learning to ride that thing would do!!!
- Motorcycles are better than women because your parents don't remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
- SGSOTT = Some Gear Some of The Time.
- Harleys: Making men into boys since 1918.
- It ain't broke 'til you can't fix it anymore.
- A bike's true beauty is measured by the number of beautiful places it has taken you.
- The Internet is great for motorcycling, but I've never done any riding on my keyboard.
- A good ride is one from which you can walk away. A great ride is one after which you can use the bike again.
- Any motorcyclist caught holding up automobiles on a winding road will be forced to sell all fringed accessories, buy plaid pants, and take up golf. -- Peter Egan
- Chrome won’t help if you can’t ride.
- Scars are a way to prove to us that the past was real.
- Ride hard or stay home!
- Wrecking is bad. Your competition using your stones as traction is worse.
- Any day spent riding motorcycles is a great day.
- Flags and handlebars should never touch the ground.
- Don't run your fingers over my bike and I won't run my bike over your fingers.
- We all share a tacit understanding that houses are just a support system for riding motorcycles. -- Peter Egan
- I'm slower than a dude riding one-handed on a DR350 while running a video camera. -Bk.Rd.Rnr
- Loud Pipes Kill Trails
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