Only a biker knows . . .: Motorcycle wit and wisdom, #12

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Yes, we bikers know why a dog sticks his head out the window. We also know a lot of other things, both wise and whimsical. Here is another batch.

• To me, the best kind of trips are the ones you planned on the way, allowed yourself to change, and maybe didn't end up where you expected.
• Here's to burnt skin, numb crotches, and bugs in your teeth. Ride on!
• If your mind wanders, ride after it.
• If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, God's telling you to stop for the night.
• It's more fun to ride a slow bike fast, than a fast bike slow.
• The best mods you can do will bloody your knuckles and empty your pockets, leaving a little tear in your eye.
• Be a biker–kick start your day.
• From hell hot days to cold blue skies, thru moonless nights with headlight eyes.
• Why? Because dinner always tastes better with helmet hair.
• It's not the fastest bike out there, it's not the most well behaved, but what it does is put a smile on my face every time I ride it and isn't that what really matters?
• AGTATT doesn't mean much if you get run over by 60,000 pounds of truck and cargo.
• Biking skillz or Hospital billz
• Crawl, walk, ride
• Go like hell, You'll get there quicker!
• Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
• For some there is therapy; for the rest of us there are motorcycles.
• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a flat tire and a dead battery.
• Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits seek communion with the sun.
• Ride fast and take chances!
• Motorcycles tell us a more useful truth: we are small and exposed, and probably moving too fast for our own good, but that's no reason not to enjoy every minute of the ride. ~ Dave Karlotski

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