Every year around this time, the sun goes down over a dark, damp and swampy Washington. Night breeds awake from their creepy crawler graves, deep in those secret basements that hold the capitol up, to inflict as most terror on the country as possible. When the sun comes up the next morning, there’s lightening that opens eyes, which causes lifeless bodies to twitch and cold blood to start flowing. Hands push the lid of the casket off and out steps episodes of Halloween marathons.
John ‘Jason Voorhees’ Boehner, every year at this time is awaken to continue the slaughter of his voter base by consistently chopping off their demands, hopes and support. This year Jason called it a good fight with his arch rival, Barack ‘Freddie Krueger’ Obama, but he never really got in the fight. He forgot the mask.
Freddie pranced around, anticipating a thrill of victory, so as to continue slashing the constitution, the Bill of Rights and liberties all to pieces. He never forgets that glove that come with knives for fingers. He sat tapping his desk, waiting for Jason to finish his reign of terror on those who had the ‘audacity’ to hope for a concession on their behalf.
When Jason finished, all those non essential employees, ‘Children of the Corn,’ started lurking back into taxpayer funded positions, straining and draining the budget, like vampires in a human factory, while attacking the very people who make it possible for a non essential employee to have a job, complete with benefits, the public is not entitled to.
The country, ‘Camp Crystal lake,’ is madder than hell and it’s showing. Jason’s deal did not include the individual mandate, which has many shaking and shivering from the fear of of the dark and scary loop holes the individual mandate comes with. Now, they, ‘The Walking Dead,' know, the ‘Twilight Zone’ has never really produced anything that deals with reality.
The Walking Dead now know, they won’t be purchasing health care for themselves, or paying insurance premiums on their own policies, but rather paying taxes, to right a ship, bigger than the Titanic, but sinking faster.
Health and Human Services Director, Kathleen Sebelius, ‘He Who Walks Behind the Rows,’ is too afraid of the dark to venture out into the light. So, this will be, one hell of a Halloween marathon.