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No memory. No pulse. No clue. Braineater Jones by Stephen Kozeniewski

Braineater Jones
Stephen Kozeniewski

No memory. No pulse. No clue.

He woke up dead this morning...

Braineater Jones, Stephen Kozeniewski, October 9, 2013, Red Adept Publishing

Braineater Jones wakes up face down in a swimming pool with no memory of his former life, how he died, or why he’s now a zombie. With a smart-aleck severed head as a partner, Jones descends into the undead ghetto to solve his own murder.

But Jones’s investigation is complicated by his crippling addiction to human flesh. Like all walking corpses, he discovers that only a stiff drink can soothe his cravings. Unfortunately, finding liquor during Prohibition is costly and dangerous. From his Mason jar, the cantankerous Old Man rules the only speakeasy in the city that caters to the postmortem crowd.

As the booze, blood, and clues coagulate, Jones gets closer to discovering the identity of his killer and the secrets behind the city’s stranglehold on liquid spirits. Death couldn’t stop him, but if the liquor dries up, the entire city will be plunged into an orgy of cannibalism.

Cracking this case is a tall order. Braineater Jones won’t get out alive, but if he plays his cards right, he might manage to salvage the last scraps of his humanity.


"I liked this book a LOT. It was smartly written, the mystery was compelling, but the real shine was in the characters...Kozeniewski has some imagination."

- Kate Moretti, author of New York Times Bestseller THOUGHT I KNEW YOU

"I can't for the life of me think of any reason to give this book less than five stars."
- Jacqueline Druga, author of THE FLU

Stephen Kozeniewski lives with his wife and two cats in Pennsylvania, the birthplace of the modern zombie. During his time as a Field Artillery officer, he served for three years in Oklahoma and one in Iraq, where due to what he assumes was a clerical error, he was awarded the Bronze Star. He is also a classically trained linguist, which sounds much more impressive than saying his bachelor's degree is in German.

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Did you know…

The entire first chapter of Braineater Jones is only twenty-one words long?

Braineater Jones was named the #12 book of 2013 by World Horror Master and Bram Stoker Award-winning author of THE RISING, Brian Keene?

An animated cartoon series based on Braineater Jones is in development?


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