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Two of the biggest celebrity stories this year have included the misbehavior of Tiger Woods and Jon Gosselin. These two hunks have taken up column inches everywhere. There is only one thing they could do to top everything that has happened this year: Tiger Woods and Jon Gosselin should have a torrid love affair.
Even if they aren't gay, this would guarantee to keep headlines brewing like no other story ever wired before. Can you just imagine all the women, including myself, who would love to be in a threesome with these two? Perhaps a threesome with another woman would make the "gay" part a little more tolerable for them.
In all seriousness, lets hope the media concentrates more on the things that are affecting us all: poverty, illegal immigration, terrorism, etc. Celebrity infidelities shouldn't take up nearly half the column inches they do.
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Comments
It's all getting to be pretty boring, isn't it? But as long as the paps keep putting out online dribble about these lowlifes, people will still read and respond. I'd like to have a gosselin-free week, at the very least, but I suspect Jonboy would explode from frustration. Wait, that's not bad...if he explodes, he'll be ALL GONE! No more media hype.
Ok let's do that. Someone blow Jonboy up, please?
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