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Need a little lunch humor? Here it comes...

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Charlotte, NC: Enjoying a little lunch today in Charlotte (that's a review for another day) we couldn't help but read and chuckle at these wonderful one-liners.

We in no way take credit for these at the Charlotte Lunch Examiner but rather hope they bring a smile to your face like they did ours.....Special thanks to reader Veda Farrow.

Did you ever wonder:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

As always feel free to email your comments to fdm@forrestmason.com.

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