In what can only be seen as one of the stranger arguments in history, a near-toothless man has been found guilty of biting another man's penis during a fight. The Inquisitr reported on Sept. 16, 2013, that Jason Martin was convicted of biting Richard Henderson's penis during an argument over some loud music, and he will now be sentenced.
Yes, you read that right. Martin denies the allegations.
Jason Martin had told the jury: “I didn’t do that..I am not a gay man in any way. The thought of putting a man’s penis in my mouth..well it’s not for me. Not in a million years would I do it!”
Martin did come forward and say that he did grab Henderson's "bits and bobs" in order to defend himself at his home near Dover, England. A jury in Canterbury Crown Court found him guilty of wounding his neighbor with intent to cause him serious injury. He was remanded in custody and will be sentenced in a month.
A strange thing about this whole thing is that Martin only has one tooth yet he gnawed on Henderson's penis so much that he almost bit it completely off.
Martin was apparently playing music very loudly on his Xbox and Henderson sent him a text message to turn it down. From there, a fight broke out and it ended with Henderson requiring stitches on his penis.
He said about the incident: “My willy was not attached to the rest of my body. I have never experienced that kind of pain to this day and I don’t want to experience it ever again."