Give the little guy a name. NAME THAT PENIS!
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Kat McCarty, of "Thing of it is" blog, and I are sponsoring a NAME THAT PENIS contest! This little guy was so cute, we felt he needed a name. I'm inviting you all to participate! Entry is free and the winner will receive a very sexy gift basket to include a brand new vibrator! (something to be thankful for, indeed) Click here for details on how to enter. (Cartoon illustration by Michele Gwynn- yep! That's me!)
So the question arises as to why men name their penises in the first place? I feel that the reasons for providing this alias to the bald-headed gentleman from the southern region are many, but let's look at a few.
By giving a name, and therefor, a personality to the penis, a man can place all blame for bad behavior on this "third person". "I'm sorry, honey. Seymour made me do it!"
It makes a man feel like BATMAN! After all, Batman had a sidekick, too! Guess that makes the penis The Boy Wonder?
Giving his penis a name allows for a man to infuse the character of the penis with all the traits he may not possess, himself, in everyday life. I.e., his penis can lift 500 lb blocks singlehandedly. The penis can drive nails into walls without a DeWalt Nail Gun! The penis can leap tall buildings in a single bound so jumping your juicy butt is child's play!
Providing a name for his penis allows a guy to use that name as a code word in public settings. Ex: "Hey honey, Rufus is feeling a little hungry and I think you need to feed him!" or.."Stanley is a little sad. Maybe if you gave him a little kissy, he'd "perk" up!"
Not to be outdone, women often apply names to their vagges! But the names men come up with far outdo the women in the humor department. It's cute! As women, we can appreciate the nomenclatures. Now, put those Schlongtastic names to good use and submit one to the contest! Again, click here for contest details and information on how to enter!
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