As reported in the Daily Breast, one of my go-to news sources, Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island has recently completed a nudity week on campus. I keep abreast of current events by reading the Daily Breast every morning over coffee and a bear claw. Anyway, in an effort to bare its soul, Brown also hosts an annual Naked Donut Run and a Sex, Power and God Party, but the “Nudity in Upspace” week is the ultimate pagan ritual of all things naked at Brown.
The weeklong series of events on campus include nude yoga, nude body painting, nude theater (Including cast, crew and audience), Nude Karaoke and a naked golf tournament. Plenty of birdies at that event. This may not be a celebration for the prudish, nor does it invite the ancient college tradition of streaking because everyone is naked anyway. Duh! As a point of interest, this whole university nudity week sort of sounds like my entire sophomore year at Northwestern, only we smoked pot to enhance the whole nudity experience. I’ll never forget that nude yoga downward dog position. Wait a minute that was nude Twister. The T-Square position was also pretty cool, but that had nothing to do with yoga.
The college got lucky last week with the weather, it can get pretty nippley in New England in October, but temperatures settled into the 70’s. And although organizers were a bit disappointed in turnout for some of the events, they labeled the 2013 “Nudity in Upspace” event as the breast one ever.
Go Brown! A school with the highest academic standards and a commitment to sexcellence.
Nude Beach Cocktail
2 Oz. Gold Rum
2 Oz. Orange Juice
2 Oz. Pineapple Juice
Splash of Grenadine
Dash of Lime Juice
Combine all ingredients in a shaker filled with ice. Shake well and strain into a Collins Glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.
Stay naked everybody.