Kim Kardashian is one of the world's most recognizable people, from the front or from... behind, and now that she's pregnant with the spawn of creative genius Kanye West, her life has only gotten more hectic. Kim hasn't taken a moment to breathe since Kanye announced her pregnancy a few months back. Flying from state to state, interview to interview, appearance to appearance to photo shoots and more; WHEN is she going to sit her ass down?!?!?!? Late Tuesday night Kim K. was rushed to the hospital in tears, directly off her flight from Paris. Sources say, Kardashian felt ill while on the plane from Paris. It's being said that she was in tears and was afraid she was "having a miscarriage".
Here's my letter to Kim. (Maybe she'll read, Maybe not...)
Dearest Kim K.,
Although we love seeing a woman who can do it all, You need not prove anything to us. Your body is changing. You are literally forming life inside your womb at this very moment, I think DASH can wait, your daily workouts, trips in and out of the country and 900,000 dollars in appearances can WAIT!!!! Is it really THAT important to be seen right now? No, I think not. Not once did we see Beyonce, Queen of the Beys flaunting from place to place as she roasted little Blue Ivy in her golden womb!! We don't even know if Beyonce was ever really pregnant because as she created life... she SAT HER ASS DOWN!!!!
The well being and healthy development of your child depend on YOU and the well being and health of your own body. Your temple is full, your cup runneth over. Let the spotlight go for just 6 more months and you'll be right back to your fake reality in no time.
But, seriously, trips back and forth to the hospital... with spit and snot flying from your mouth and nose because you're deathly afraid of miscarrying the one thing you've always wanted and until now couldn't seem to have... your OWN precious bundle of joy, can be avoided and would be if you'd just.... SIT YOUR ASS DOWN... PLEASE!! I'm not writing this letter because I'm jealous, or angry but because I'm TIRED. I'm tired for you, Kim. Have a seat, adjust your seatbelt, close your eyes and RELAX.
You'll be back to business in no time.