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My Funny Valentine: Top 10 Light-Hearted Quotes about Love

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Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
- Judith Viorst

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
- Woody Allen

Love is sharing your popcorn.
- Charles Schulz

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
- Tim Allen

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
- Fran Lebowitz

I love being married . . . It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

“Love, shmove,” Papa used to say, “I love blintzes; Did I marry one?”
- Sam Levenson

You and your husband are alone in a cabin for the first time since your marriage. He is nibbling on your ear. Do you (a) nibble back or (b) tell him the toilet is running?
- Erma Bombeck


Note: All of the above quotations are from Words of Love: Quotations from the Heart (Viva Editions, 2012)



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