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Mother’s Day quotes: 25 humorous and sentimental sayings for mom

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May 7, 2011

With Mother's Day right around the corner, you don’t need to spend an arm-and-a-leg on that extraordinary, one-of-a-kind mom this year. Why not add a humorous quote or sentimental saying to your Mother's Day card or gift to make it extra special? In such a hectic and stressful world, a silly saying may be just what the doctor ordered. Or a simple heartfelt message can bring tears to a mother’s eyes.

Sentimental Quotes for Mother’s Day

  • The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. ~ Unknown
  • We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves. ~ Henry Ward Beecher
  • Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother. ~ Lin Yutang
  • The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven. ~ William Goldsmith Brown
  • Men are what their mothers made them. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~ Proverb
  • My doctors told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believe my mother. ~ Wilma Rudolph, Olympian born with polio.
  • A mother understands what a child does not say. ~ Jewish Proverb
  • All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my Angel mother. ~ President Abraham Lincoln
  • If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do well matters very much. ~ First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
  • A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. ~ Victor Hugo
  • All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~ Oscar Wilde
  • A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done. ~ Unknown
  • Never marry a man who hates his mother because he’ll end up hating you. ~ Jill Bennett

Humorous Sayings for Mother’s Day

  • My mother’s menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it! ~ Comedian Buddy Hackett
  • Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young. ~ Unknown
  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. ~ Unknown
  • Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children. ~ Marilyn Penland
  • No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement! ~ Florida Scott-Maxwell
  • The one thing children wear out faster than shoes, is parents. ~ John J. Plomp
  • Insanity is hereditary – you get it from your children. ~ Sam Levenson
  • Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing, is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing! ~ Comedienne Phyllis Diller
  • The phrase “working mother” is redundant! ~ Jane Sellman
  • Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own! ~ Aristotle
  • There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it. ~ Proverb

Happy Mother’s Day!

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Sources:

Quotes for Mother’s Day. Think Exist.

Rock Mom’s World this Mother’s Day. Jackie Tithof Steere

Quotations for Mother’s Day. Quote Garden

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