Before this week is out, a Canadian broadcaster will tell us all that we should "bundle up because the white stuff is coming and it is bitterly cold so keep warm on the slopes." We will all shudder will disbelief at hearing these trite phrases repeated time and time again.
Before this month is out, a Canadian sports caster will breathlessly explain that “Jones took it to the house while flashing the leather as he drained a trey and went yard.” Back to script writing 101 for all of you who indulge in these lazy verbal sins.
In Canada, over the next three days, at least seventeen Canadians will write 2013 on their cheques instead of 2014. If people still use cheques, that is.
It has been said that it is not a crime in Canada to sell sex for money. Fair enough. But Canadians will continue to be confused as to whether or not they can buy sex, even if it is offered for sale.
Much moaning and groaning and gnashing of teeth will envelope the nation should Canada fail to win hockey gold in this year’s junior hockey tournament, or in next month’s Olympic Games. Further and louder moanings and groanings will be heard if the USA triumphs in either, or both, of those events.
The Ottawa Senators of the National Hockey League will become completely fed up with the continuing shenanigans of the Senate in Canada, and will decide to change their storied team nickname. They will become the Ottawa “We’re fed up and we won’t take it any more so all you political pigs should resign. Now.” Hard to print on a sweater, but true.
Thanks for the click. Please pass this on. Now go change your furnace filter.