Montreal Valentine's Day comedy listings (Photos)

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

-Billy Crystal

According to a “Psychology Today” article, women are three times more likely to give their phone number to a man who tells them jokes. “Humorous men were also considered more attractive, intelligent, funny and sociable.” The same study found that women who appreciate humor are more likely to attract a partner as well. “Smiling is one of the most important signals that women can direct at men to show their interest.”

Looking for the perfect place to spark romance this Valentine’s Day? The following is a list of Montreal Comedy Shows for every budget and taste, all designed to put your sweetheart in that happily romantic mood:

February 13

The Love Show, Vol. 4

The Comedy Nest

2313 Ste. Catherine West

(514) 932-6378

Host: Massimo

8 p.m.

Tickets: $15

Blue Valentine

Club Privateer

1222 Mackay

(514) 303-3822

Headliner: DeAnne Smith

Host: Jeremy Dobski

8:30 p.m.

Tickets: $5 at the door

February 14

Couscous Comedy-Dinner Show

Cabaret du Mile End

5240 ave Parc

(514) 577-4790

Headliners: DeAnne Smith & Adib Alkhalidey

Featuring: Mike Patterson

Host: Uncle FOFI

7 p.m.

Tickets: $25 advance, $30 at the door

A Valentine’s Day Tune: Ebony & Ivory…

Stand-up at the “M” Montreal Hostel

1245 St. Andre

Headliner: Rodney Ramsey

Host: Paul Ash

Featuring: Jon Selig, Leonard Yelle & Jason Yearow

9 p.m.

Pay as You Can (Suggested $5)

Free Parking

That’s Amoré!

ComedyWorks

1238 Bishop

(514) 398-9661

Headliner: Joe Bronzi

Host: Guido Cocomello

8:30 p.m.

Tickets: $15

February 14-16

Joey Elias

The Comedy Nest

2313 Ste. Catherine West

(514) 932-6378

8 p.m. (Saturday 8 & 10:30 p.m.)

Tickets: $12-15/ $6-10 Students

Joe Bronzi

ComedyWorks

1238 Bishop

(514) 398-9661

8:30 & 10:30 p.m.

Tickets: $15

February 15

Stand Up / Strip Down: Comedy/Burlesque

Theatre Ste. Catherine

264 Ste. Catherine East

(514) 284-3939

Host: DeAnne Smith

Featuring: Miss Sugarpuss

8:30 p.m.

Tickets: $12

From Zero to Hero, Starring Ali Hassan

The Comedy Nest

(514) 932-6378

2313 Ste. Catherine West

10:30 p.m.

Tickets: $10/ $6 Students

February 16

Love Until it Hurts

Brasserie l'Unik

805 boul. Decarie, VSL

Host: Richard Thomas Mullan

Co-Host/ Sound: Paul Blanchette

8:00 p.m.

Tickets: Pay as You Can (Suggested $5)

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Stephanie Ein is a teacher, writer and part-time comedian who has performed at numerous comedy clubs around Montreal and beyond. In November 2011, she founded “Love 2 Laugh Montreal,” a group of volunteer stand-up comedians. ...

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