Los Angeles, CA – Since her celebrated beginnings in Nashville, Tennessee as the daughter of country singer, Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus has lived a radiant career that has taken her from the Disney Channel to the big stage at MTV’s Video Music Awards to now working as an outside consultant for the United States Army. “I would be surprised if she doesn’t run for President one day,” proclaimed Sergeant Dennis Hoppler, who has followed Miley’s career from the beginning. “She always says that as long as she doesn’t overtwerk herself, that she will continue keeping our troop’s entertained and providing us with groundbreaking ideas,” added Hoppler.
Miley’s new idea involves exploiting the high kill rate of common hand soap against our enemies to ensure that we are slaying as many of our adversaries (and their germs) as possible. “This idea will revolutionize the way we fight,” said Miley’s former assistant, Jean Shoemakrovsky, who still remains in close contact with Cyrus since their split over six days ago.
Officials, though still trying to figure out the best way to utilize hand soap in battle, are excited to try out the idea and expect to have a solution in place in early 2014.