Studio City, California – Just when you thought the once popular singer had sunk as low as humanly possible following her upchucking performance at the 2013 Video Music Awards and her disturbing “Wrecking Ball” music video, Miley Cyrus, once again found a way to demean herself even further on Thursday. Sipping on what she calls a “Miley-tini” from her private pool located in the backyard of her 3.9 million dollar mansion, Cyrus told reporters that she is starting a serious notion to change the nickname of breasts from “boobs” to “biebs” in honor of her favorite male performer and former lover, Justin Bieber.
“She may have been drunk while performing at the VMAs, she may have been drunk while filming the ‘Wrecking Ball’ video and she was probably drunk when she said this,” said her friend and neighbor, Emil Santiago, who has lived next to Cyrus for two weeks and has seen the downs that she constantly experiences. “Overall, I feel bad for the girl. Even though I plan to move in the next 3-4 days, I just hope she gets her act together like Lindsay Lohan,” added Santiago.
The media and the public will continue to watch this once popular icon with sympathetic eyes as she continues her fall from grace in hopes that she will eventually make a turnaround. Calls to Justin Bieber for his take on Miley’s notion have not been answered and it is being presumed that he may either be dead or fleeing the country in fear.