Miley Cyrus found a unique way to enjoy a snowy day. Instead of making a snow angel, she devilishly flashed her breasts while standing outside in the show, and she allowed a friend to take a photo of the magical moment.
According to a Dec. 14 report by Billboard, Miley posted the naughty Christmas-themed photo on Twitter. However, she censored her breasts with two hearts that read, "Merry Christmas." So has Fox News added her to its "War on Christmas" terrorist watch list yet? Miley did recently make a mockery of Megyn Kelly's beloved white Santa by twerking on him at Jingle Ball.
But Miley Cyrus isn't concerned about Megyn Kelly's war on white Christmas—she's committed herself to another cause this holiday season. All Miley wants for Christmas is to "free the nipple." It is a bit too nippy outside to walk around topless right now, but the pop star commended New York City for allowing women to go topless if they please. "Merry Christmas ❤️❤️ THANK YOU NY for being one of the few states to @freethenipple," she tweeted along with her flashing photo. Women are legally allowed to walk the streets of NYC topless, but sometimes they still get arrested by clueless police officers.
Miley's tweet showed her support for "Free the Nipple," a documentary that compares the way the entertainment industry treats nudity to the way it treats violence. Basically Miley thinks that women's nipples and men's nipples should have equal rights. It is rather ridiculous that people freak out over seeing a tiny circle of flesh when they're okay with seeing gruesome scenes showing flesh being torn from bodies. There's tons of violence and gore on shows like "The Walking Dead" that can be pretty hard to watch, but you won't see a woman topless for even a split-second. And while you can argue that all that rotting zombie flesh is fake while bare lady nipples are very real, just watch a few episodes of "Tosh.0." It's crazy that nipples are such a no-no when the very real, very gross stuff on that show gets a free pass.
Some women draw attention to their breasts by getting balloon-sized breast implants, and others wear bras with tons of padding. But instead of trying to make breasts look bigger, maybe it's time for women to draw attention to their chests by ditching uncomfortable bras to show off their pokies. Who knows? Maybe Miley Cyrus will start another bra-burning movement. And the pop star will finally be able to walk around in see-through mesh without having pasties on her nipples.
So do you agree that the nipple needs to be free?