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Metal band urinates on Westboro Baptist Church

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The Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) has made many enemies due to their aggressive damnation of the LGBT community, the music industry, the military, and well, pretty much everyone and everything. Over the years, people have come up with creative ways to respond to the WBC protests by doing things like staging same-sex kissing sessions in front of their picketers, creating funny protest signs, and even masturbating on their property.

Now, metal band Panzerfaust has gotten into the ring. A picture recently emerged showing four members of the band urinating on the church lawn in front of a sign that says “Fag Marriage Dooms Nations.” All four urinaters proudly waved their middle fingers at the church as they freely relieved themselves on the grass.

Panzerfaust posted via Facebook: "The epicenter of all outhouses: The Westboro Baptist Church. As an outhouse, it was employed as such. For even thinking about protesting Jeff Hanneman's funeral, may your mothers suck c***s in hell."

The metal band, consisting of members Goliath (vocals), Kaizer (Guitar/Vocals), Lord Baphomet (Drums), and Morbid (Bass) is from Toronto, ON and was formed in 2005.

Guitarist/vocalist Kaizer gave a brief synopsis of their festivities:

"Hours in to our drive to Denver in the sauna we call a van, sweating like pedophiles at recess we were when our good friend Chris Green gave us a call. He informed us that we just so happened to be within pissing proximity of everybody’s most beloved institution of all the fruits God has to bear, namely, The Westboro Baptist Church. Checking the map, we were only 20 miles past the psych ward. Needless to say, the tires screeched and we turned the Panzerkampfwagen back around and headed for the pissing grounds. Upon our arrival, we found someone so sweet as to capture this harmonious moment for us. It was on all counts civil service... Of a kind."

“And here I was thinking we were going to a big gay, God-hating orgy.”

Panzerfaust is finishing their tour with Abigail Williams and Lecherous Nocturne. The remaining dates are:

June 12 - Omaha, NB - The Hideout
June 13 - Des Moines, IA - Vaudeville Mews
June 14 - Peoria, IL - The Brass Rail

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